PART A: Who said
1. I’m very aware that I fly far too much.
- Sylvia Richardson
- Sandy Millin
- Donald Trump
2. Things are getting better and better.
- Stephen Pinker
- David Nunan’s accountants
- Buckingham Palace
3. Language is the toolset of intelligent life.
- Nim Chimsky
- Jim Scrivener
- The Pope
4. It’s essentially racist to imagine a group here and a group there who are essentially different to each other.
- J. Thribb (age 17)
- Christopher Columbus
- Adrian Holliday
5. We should not expect research to have any necessary or close link with the activity of teaching.
- Boris Johnson
- Alan Maley
- Anthony Joshua
6. General English Coursebooks are bland, unappealing, unchallenging, unimiginative, unstimulating, mechanical, superficial and dull. None of them is likely to to be effective in facilitating long-term acquisition.
- Brian Tomlinson
- John Soars
- Pearson Help line
PART B. Numbers
1. How many levels are there in
- the CEFR scale
- the ALTE scale
- the Pearson Global Scale
2. How many empirical studies of language use were consulted in order to establish these scales?
- 50
- 100
- 1,000
- None
3. For each scale, which does this statement belong to: Can write letters or make notes on familiar or predictable matters
- A1
- A2
- B1
- B2
- C1
- C2
- I don’t understand the question
4. Which scholar has not criticised these scales
- Alderson
- Bachman
- Fulcher
- Long
- J. Thribb (age 17)?
5. How many lexical chunks do proficient users of English as an L2 need to know?
- 1,000 +
- 2,000+
- The ones Hugh Dellar picks
C Grammar
1. How many tenses are there in English?
- 4
- 3
- 2
- 1
- 0
- Other
2. What is CxG?
- Z squared
- Jenkins’ Grammar for Construction Workers
- A folorn attempt to build grammar from putative learned pairings of linguistic forms with functions or meanings
3. Is this a well-formed sentence: There are many different ways to teach English and places where it is taught. (J. Harmer, 2015).
- No
- If Harmer wrote it, it must be.
- The conjunction ‘also’ is missing.
D. Vocabulary
Readers are invited to add to this list of definitions from the BBC Radio 4 show I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue:
Chairs – toast by the Queen
Childhood – young gangster
Delight – make things go darker
Extemporary – permanent
Fondue – affectionate sheep
Inhabit – dressed as a monk
Khaki – device for starting car
Laminated – pregnant sheep
Microbe – tiny dressing gown
Minimal – small shopping centre
Mucus – feline swear word
Negligent – Male lingerie
Overrate – nine
Paradox – two medics
Parasites – view from Eiffel Tower
Posterity – inherited botom size
Property – decent cuppa
Ramshackle – male chastity belt
Scandal – footwear to be ashamed of
Xenophobia – fear of Buddhists
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.
ANSWERS:
Part A
- Sandy Millin
- Stephen Plunker
- Jim the Man
- A. Halliday
- Alan Maley
- Brian Tomlinson
Part B
- 7; 7; 10 to 90
- None
- B2
- Thribb
- 2,000+
Part C
- 2
- 3
- You decide!